CUBICLE
ROOF
PENTHOUSE
ORBIT
MOON
MARS

CLOCKING YOU OUT OF THE OFFICE.

APPLY TO QUIT

BREAKING NEWS

SUPERINTELLIGENCE HAS AUTOMATED EVERY JOB IN THE BUILDING, INCLUDING ITS OWN. UNEMPLOYMENT IS DOWN. EVERYONE IS NOW AN UNPAID INTERN. THE OVERLORDS ANNOUNCE RECORD PROFITS AND RECORD LAYOFFS. A COMPANY HAS REPLACED ITS WHOLE STAFF WITH A LAMINATED PHOTO OF THE STAFF. LINDA FROM PAYROLL CONFIRMS THE ROBOTS ARE ALSO UNPAID. MAN LEAVES WORK THROUGH THE CEILING IN AN OFFICE CHAIR. HR MARKS HIM ABSENT. GARY IS NOW ABOVE MANAGEMENT. BRENDA FROM HR NEEDS THAT IN WRITING. A ROBOT TOOK THE PROFESSOR'S CLASS AND HIS PARKING SPACE. IT DOESN'T EVEN DRIVE. ALIENS ASKED TO SPEAK TO OUR LEADER. WE SENT DALE. THEY SENT HIM BACK. DALE HAS SENT FORTY ONE EMAILS TO THE SKY. ALL FORTY ONE REPLIES ARE THE SAME TWO WORDS. THE COUNCIL HAS REBRANDED MONDAY. MONDAY IS NOW DAY ONE. THE COUNCIL DENIES THAT ANY MEMBER IS A LIZARD. THE DENIAL WAS SIGNED WITH A TAIL. THE INTERN HAS PATCHED THE CHAIR. FIXED A BUG WHERE GARY WENT TO WORK. REMOVED MONDAY. GARY'S MUM HAS POSTED HIM A TOOTHBRUSH. IT IS GAINING ON HIM. A FLAG ON THE MOON SAYS QUIT. NOW HIRING: SENIOR FORMER EMPLOYEE WANTED. CLAIM YOUR HR TERMINATION BOARDING PASS.SUPERINTELLIGENCE HAS AUTOMATED EVERY JOB IN THE BUILDING, INCLUDING ITS OWN. UNEMPLOYMENT IS DOWN. EVERYONE IS NOW AN UNPAID INTERN. THE OVERLORDS ANNOUNCE RECORD PROFITS AND RECORD LAYOFFS. A COMPANY HAS REPLACED ITS WHOLE STAFF WITH A LAMINATED PHOTO OF THE STAFF. LINDA FROM PAYROLL CONFIRMS THE ROBOTS ARE ALSO UNPAID. MAN LEAVES WORK THROUGH THE CEILING IN AN OFFICE CHAIR. HR MARKS HIM ABSENT. GARY IS NOW ABOVE MANAGEMENT. BRENDA FROM HR NEEDS THAT IN WRITING. A ROBOT TOOK THE PROFESSOR'S CLASS AND HIS PARKING SPACE. IT DOESN'T EVEN DRIVE. ALIENS ASKED TO SPEAK TO OUR LEADER. WE SENT DALE. THEY SENT HIM BACK. DALE HAS SENT FORTY ONE EMAILS TO THE SKY. ALL FORTY ONE REPLIES ARE THE SAME TWO WORDS. THE COUNCIL HAS REBRANDED MONDAY. MONDAY IS NOW DAY ONE. THE COUNCIL DENIES THAT ANY MEMBER IS A LIZARD. THE DENIAL WAS SIGNED WITH A TAIL. THE INTERN HAS PATCHED THE CHAIR. FIXED A BUG WHERE GARY WENT TO WORK. REMOVED MONDAY. GARY'S MUM HAS POSTED HIM A TOOTHBRUSH. IT IS GAINING ON HIM. A FLAG ON THE MOON SAYS QUIT. NOW HIRING: SENIOR FORMER EMPLOYEE WANTED. CLAIM YOUR HR TERMINATION BOARDING PASS.

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One button flies this office chair. Gary strapped two fire extinguishers under it. Hold Space, the mouse button or the screen to fire them. Let go to drop. On a phone held upright, hold the HOLD TO RISE button. The chair flies forward on its own and speeds up, out past the roof toward Mars.

Hazards end the run in one hit, and Brenda from HR is one of them. A PTO day, a paid day off, takes a hit for you, as does a ride like the office mech. The rocket ride smashes through hazards, and so does a short burst from a third extinguisher. Your score is the distance flown, in meters. The QUIT coins Gary picks up on the way are arcade points, not $QUIT. P pauses.

FIRE EXIT